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Put Metro Boomin's producer tag at the start of the New Zealand National Anthem

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There are serious issues with the New Zealand National Anthem. 

We believe Metro Boomin will solve all of these.

For example, the New Zealand National Anthem doesn't have any street credit at the moment. Thomas Bracken was a pretentious hipster, even before hipsters existed. Do you really think we get the support with him behind this beat? If we start small, we can eventually make bigger things. 

The first small step into revolutionising the New Zealand National Anthem, and New Zealand as a whole, would be adding the hip hop producer Metro Boomin's producer tag to the beginning of all official recordings/compositions of the New Zealand National Anthem, to transform the entire anthem. 

With this addition, we could add further improvements, like getting a verse from a GOAT, and even getting Metro himself on the arrangement, but these are all for the future.

But we leave this to you, to make the right decision. Do we really want France and America to laugh at us with our corny anthem, while they have descriptions of blood and war? By making our proposition a reality, we bring about a new Golden Age of national anthems to reflect on our contemporary music tastes and new genres.

Thank you New Zealand, make the right choice for your country.

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