Maddie Yeehawbarbie open for Trixie challenge

Maddie Yeehawbarbie open for Trixie challenge

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Rebecca Mueller started this petition to the queers

Miss Maddie Yeehawbarbie used to rule the land of pumpkins back when trump was far from the White House, Tim Hortons was still Canadian owned and cheap as fuck, and we were thriving. She would play her beautiful yeehaw bops and the lesbians smiled. Suddenly the dark winds of doubt and sadness blew over the patch turning the orange glowing paradise to dust. The pumpkin princess was forced to step down. She had no place to go and felt as if she were doomed to wander the empty void forest forever until one day...one day she heard the soft strums of a autoharp in the distance. Maddie followed the sweet sounds until she found where the beautiful music was coming from. As she rounded the corner there it was, the source of the soothing melody: a gleaming egg. It was like nothing she had ever heard before. She felt as if the music coursed through her body, and it was as if it travelled through her veins into her fingertips and down to her toes. These sweet songs filled her with something she hadn’t felt in so long: hope. With this new found strength she picked up her guitar and started to join the glowing egg. As they played the soft tune together it started to slowly rise and as the music coursed through the small clearing of the forest, everything around them started to glow. When the refrain came to a smooth and soft end she looked around her and discovered she had been transported to a whole new world. She turned to the glittering egg and chuckled. The egg smiled back at her and exclaimed “Welcome to the yellow cloud kingdom!”. The lesbians cheered, timbits were thrown, and all the people of the yellow cloud kingdom let out a glorious “YEEHAW!”

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