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Petitioning The Lerners

Invalidate Teddy's victory before the playoffs begin

Loss after loss after loss, Teddy has bravely soldiered on -- his dedication a shining beacon to Nationals fans everywhere. To allow him to win a race prior to the playoffs beginning is to invite the wrath of the sports gods. This victory must be invalidated now, so Teddy can continue to lose as the Nats continue to win. After we win the ring, he can win every race in 2013, but not yet. Not yet.

Letter to
The Lerners
Invalidate Teddy's victory before the playoffs begin

Loss after loss after loss, Teddy has bravely soldiered on -- his dedication a shining beacon to Nationals fans everywhere. To allow him to win a race prior to the playoffs beginning is to invite the wrath of the sports gods. This victory must be invalidated now, so Teddy can continue to lose as the Nats continue to win. After we win the ring, he can win every race in 2013, but not yet. Not yet.