End the conflict in Israel between Arabs and Israelis

End the conflict in Israel between Arabs and Israelis

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Not a Goat fucker started this petition to The leaders of the Arab nations

Ever since Israel became independent in 1948, the Arabs have been trying take away their country. They are not satisfied with their seven countries and want Israel. I propose we give them a country, just not Israel. I have found found what is potentially the perfect replacement. New Zealand is every Arabs dream. A country with few people and even fewer Jews. However that is not even the greatest part about it. There are more goats and sheep in New Zealand than people. Everyone knows that when an Arab suicide bombs Israelis, he goes to heaven and receives the ultimate reward of 70 virgin goats. It is now possible For them to get this heaven in real life, in New Zealand. The only thing that currently prevents them from flocking there like moths to light is their focus on killing Israelis and lack of attention to education. If they only knew about New Zealand peace in the Middle East would happen overnight.  I propose that we educate the Arabs about New Zealand and end the Arab Israeli conflict. 

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