Get Ethan to Come to Prom with Us

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He is a smelly nerdwad and refuses to relinquish his video games. Get this sucker to haul his pungent hide to prom with us because it's a one-time thing.
He keeps playing Dark Souls™ III even though he already beat it so I don't know what's up with that.
Miss you eman <3