Make it illegal for me to be away from Leah

Make it illegal for me to be away from Leah

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Riley Brown started this petition to the law

It is emotionally damaging for me to not be with Leah, therefore i believe i should have to always be with her. By signing this petition you will be agreeing that it should be, by law, required that i am with her at ALL times. this includes both day and night. this would greatly reduce my emotional distress, as well as hers. By my calculations, my personal levels of sadness would be reduced by up to 70% within one week of the enactment of this law. Additionally, my levels of happiness are expected to increase and i would receive much more attention! Help me make these changes NOW!! 

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