We love Christian, and we want him to stay in the league. He's a heckuva fantasy player, a hilarious graphic designer, and most importantly...Family!
We'd love to see him come back. The league just would not be the same without him. He's a reigning champ and has an ability to keep the Otis the Family Football Trophy for another year running.
By signing this petition, you hereby state the following:
I _______________ desire the 2019 Fantasy Football Champ, Christian "Mr. Noodles" LaForge to re-enter the 2020 Family Fantasy Football Season. His funny texts and boasts are woven into the fabric of this league. Upon return, Mr. Noodles will be granted allowance to regain all players of his roster before October 2, 2020.
Where trash talk is permitted league-wide, we will exercise restraint in calling out any single player when questions arise.
A Member of the Family Fantasy Football League