Build an Outhouse in the Scituate High School Courtyard

Build an Outhouse in the Scituate High School Courtyard

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kyle Moon started this petition to The King of Scituate High School

Scituate High has always been a place to embrace school spirit and unity. What could better celebrate solidarity and commitment than a wooden sanctum for all to gaze upon. The construction of an outhouse in the courtyard will only unite us further, creating an outdoor environment that will encourage community growth.The Scituate High School outhouse will be a shinning testament to the united students of Scituate High; A haven for the pursuit of knowledge and scholarly thought, enlightening all those who wish to be cradled in the bosom of complex thought. The dense celestial bark shall embrace all those who seek peace in such the tumultuous time in which we live in. The seat fissures entwining you with a sense of relief and gratitude for it’s divine gifts upon the student body. The burrow below offering a vent and escape for all feelings of woe and distress. All visitors shall emerge feeling alleviated of all former woes impeding their bodies. All whilst joining together the SHS community. Don’t sign this petition for yourself or your friends, but for the generations of enlightened thinkers that shall emerge from it’s pungent haze.

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