Cancel Astrid Neilson-Miller

Cancel Astrid Neilson-Miller

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thunder defayette started this petition to the kin council

For too long, Astrid Neilson-Miller has been a menace to the community at Esquimalt High School. We thought that graduation would be the thing to do him in, but it seems that even that is too far away. Hence, this petition. Astrid has been accused of multiple crimes, including but not limited to:

  • Openly discussing several "fics" (including "the milk fic", "the hat fic", and "the cherry fic")
  • Being behind on his calculus homework (did somebody say DRAMA?)
  • Assigning Jack Hogg, Alex Berlin, Louis Beacuahcanes, Thunder Deafayette, Astrid Neilson-Miller, and Anya Reynolds-Swanie "fic kins" (fics he believed suited each of the above best)
  • Trying to cancel Anya Reynolds-Swanie, going so far as to write a full eight pages on the subject.
  • Shared his "fic kins" with people.
  • Attempting to send people photos of cows once a day (also known as HARASSMENT)
  • Saying Ed Sheeran does not make bops.
  • Having the same fashion sense as Ed Sheeran.
  • Like, seriously though. Ed Sheeran's kinda weird, don't you think? Like, he doesn't make good music. The lyrics are pretty bad. Shape Of You is just about him being horny. But like,,, his songs are catchy. Also he looks funny. 
  • Castle On The Hill was a kind of good song, if you think about it. My personal favorite is Galway Girl because its got some sort of violin in the background and I think it sounds good.
  • Anyways.

Signing this petition might not do anything, but it will send a powerful message to the person we want to cancel, Astrid Neilson-Miller. 

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