THE ILLAWARRA NEEDS AN ICE SKATING RINK

THE ILLAWARRA NEEDS AN ICE SKATING RINK

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There's a reason why Newcastle think they're better than us.  THEY HAVE AN ICE RINK!!

If you've ever watched a Mighty Ducks movie, you'll know that all the 'at risk' teenagers in the Illawarra will be pulled back on the straight and narrow with the introduction of an ice rink.. and a reluctant coach who ends up confronting his own demons in the process.

School sports will never be the same.  Wanna underarm an oversized baseball at an unwilling participant or 'snowplow' ice shavings into your mates faces?  Obvious answer!!

We can also have the BEST Ice Hockey team in Australia by smuggling hockey stars out of Russia who are facing murder charges (which is most of them) and giving them refuge in the Illawarra.  Our team will be stacked, our local pride will be through the roof and the 'Newcastle Northstars' will get their cuddles.  All will be right in the Illawarra.

Figure skating!  At least when you stack it hard, you ice up your bruises instantly.  The recovery process is heaps quicker and you'll be back to gliding like a swan in no time!!

Speed Skating, great exercise and most importantly, you can learn the valuable life lesson that it's not about your own performance, it's about the people in front of you sh@#ting the bed.  Also, our Major's last name is Bradbery... coincidence?? Dunno.

In conclusion, we need a slightly better ice rink than Newcastle.  Be part of the change we need.

 

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