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The name change of Hurricane Brain.

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Hurricane Brian name change. 

All these hurricanes have interesting names don't they. American had hurricanes with names like Catrina, Harvey, Irma, Wilma and Rita. The Bahamas had Jose. Even Ireland had Ophelia. So you'd of thought a well respected super power like the England would come up with a proper name for its hurricane.

Soooo United Kingdom let's get prepared for hurricane Brian. Fucking Brian! A Brian hasn't been born in this country since the 1980's. Brians just appear at random council estate kitchen party's on a push bike, with a pair of longsdale trainers on, and a staffie dog. Fuck you Brian you've ruined our culture!!!

I guarantee hurricane Brian will not cause hardly any damage, except steal A few sheds, have a few birds lingerie off their washing lines, and shout slag at his baby mother. Quite ironic really. Go shop Brian you little chav hurricane bastard. Fucking Brian! I feel embarrassed about that.

The whole world is going to think we call our kids Brian. This ain't 1984 son. Every Brian I've ever met was either a shop lifter, had previous for domestic violence, spits on the floor, smokes the skinniest roll ups, or still lives with his mum and has action man wallpaper. Get ta fuck Brian!!! I'll slap my factor 4 suntan cream on, and bathe in you like I'm in Egypt drinking vibrant colourful cocktails.

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