Make Gatorade Thicker

Make Gatorade Thicker

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THICC GATORADE started this petition to The Gatorade Company and

We've all been there. We take a swig of that blue flavored Gatorade, and as soon as it goes down we're sitting there depressed and disappointed. Why, oh why, is it not thicker. The world know's what it wants, it just takes a brave person to take charge and make it a reality. Gatorade, we will not wait for you to act on this yourself, the issue is just too urgent and dire. And for that, we shall be the ones to push you to the limit, we will be the ones to make change happen, we will be the ones to make. Gatorade. thick! Brothers and Sisters and Dogs and Mothers and Fathers and Cats and Babies and Elders and Fishes and Doctors and Daily Gatorade consumers, join me, join us, this is our moment to make things right, to make things thick. Our ancestors knew the potential in themselves. They made fire, they made fireworks, and they made fire extinguishers. This is our moment, this is our spark, this is our chance to get what we want now! Make Gatorade thick. UN, get on it.

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