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Help Noah Replace Toaster

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On November 21st 2017, Noah decided to put a pizza pocket inside of his toaster because he was curious of what would happen. Unfortunately,  his toaster broke he's too poor to buy another one. His roommates keep harassing him to buy another one and it is making him very sad. Noah is seeking compensation from the federal government and wants a toaster that is double the value of the original one he had. Noah feels that he "has performed a study that reveals very relevant information. I have made significant contributions to society and I deserve to enjoy the luxury of having toast in the morning." 

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Noah Roberts needs your help with “The Federal Government of Canada: Help Noah Replace Toaster”. Join Noah and 6 supporters today.