We all know Valentine’s Day is just a commercial holiday designed to line the pockets of retail giants. Through years of brainwashing, they have convinced us to feel an obligation to purchase unnecessary junk for our loved ones as a way to tell them we love them. And what about single folks on February 14th who are left to sulk in their own self pity because they have no one to gift them some low quality chocolate in a frilly heart shaped box? No one should be brainwashed to think that they need a partner to be complete.
I say enough is enough! What is a holiday that is fun and inviting to everyone? Halloween! Everyone still gets crappy candy and we get to dress up in costumes and celebrate with our community. Halloween does not discriminate or leave anyone out. It’s really a win all around. It’s time we make Valentine’s Day a second Halloween.
Sign this petition to tell our Corporate Retail Overlords that we’re done with their stupid fake lovey dovey bull crap. We demand that the promotion of Valentine’s Day ceases and is to be replaced with second Halloween!