Institute dog rule in the United States

Institute dog rule in the United States

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Jack Jeborski started this petition to The Congress of the United States and

Humanity has fallen into decay, and we need a perfect ruler in order to survive.  Since advanced Artificial Intelligence is unavailable if possible, the simplest solution is to elect dogs to the positions of United States president, United States Congress, United States Senate, House of Representatives, and Governor of every state.  Dogs, aside from some more aggressive breeds, have showed undying loyalty and passion to not only the American people, but the race of man.  They have shown no contempt for us, despite humanity being invariably evil and, as some have noted, naughty.  This is a greatly desirable quality of a politician or anyone in authority, since the godlike patience of a dog is in drastic contrast to the weak mindedness of many politicians.  Anyone can see that if the selfless ideology of the canine were upheld by armed forces, an end would come to all of our problems, including but not limited to crime, sadness, financial poverty, racism, and snoring.  Unlike the gone-arye artificial intelligence of numerous works of fiction turning on their inherently evil masters, dogs have displayed a love of all that is good, and given a place of power, could resolve world conflict overnight.  Literally no one likes politics, even if they do like certain politicians; in the words of John Adams, “In many years I have come to the conclusion, that one useless man is a shame, two useless men is a law firm, and three useless men is a government.” This implies that even if we were to depose all government, things wouldn’t be that bad, and by instituting dog rule, we could make things even better than not that bad.

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