We will not walk for our coffee. We are on course for discourse!

We will not walk for our coffee. We are on course for discourse!

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Jacob Sacks started this petition to The coffee deprived Yeshiva College Boys High School and disruntled staff members.

 
As a matter of urgency and State Security, we, the honorable comrades of the Yeshiva College Boys High School  would like to raise a point of order. We politely demand that the Coffice company (PTY, LTD and all rights reserved) be moved to an area which is both more central as well as more Yeshivish.... the volleyball court. We have witnessed first hand the positive effects that the Coffice has had on our students (for instance its uncanny ability to unify them) and therefore strongly believe that there would be no location more apt, and no position more honorable, than next to the prize possession of our Torah School of Excellence, our volleyball court.

Although this may dilute the classic "I was just in the queue at the Coffice and thats why i'm latte" excuse, we cannot espresso how vital we believe this move is. We dont want to roast anyone but its bean going on too long! 

We will no longer be blue to our Jozi coffee! We demand more star to our bucks! 

(If only we still had the Tuk-Tuk, this move would be so much easier)
 

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