Ben for Spotify Premium 2019

Ben for Spotify Premium 2019

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Matthew Querdasi started this petition to The Coalition for Bettering Ben Lyon

Benjamin Warren Lyon, aka Wet Lips Lyon, has been audibly assaulting his friends and family for years. Ben has elected to stay away from modern services such as banks and Spotify, and instead streams his music on YouTube like a caveman. 

We, The Coalition for Bettering Ben Lyon, have taken it upon ourselves to push him in the right direction. We need YOUR HELP to right these wrongs. 

Benjamin "Swag" Lyon has agreed that for the small price of 200 signatures, he will purchase Spotify Premium and let his friends give him a "Big ol' Bubble Bath". 

Please join us in our quest for a better Ben, and a better tomorrow.

- The Coalition for Bettering Ben Lyon 

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