Change the Pledge of Allegiance

Change the Pledge of Allegiance

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Courtney Pham started this petition to The Citizens of America

Hi it’s clear to me that our nation is in great distress with all the racial injustices that are being uncovered. I’ve decided that our current pledge of allegiance does not correctly portray the kind of values we stand for. Therefore, I believe we should change the pledge of allegiance to the song on tik tok about buttholes. The lyrics are as follows: “Buttholes are nothing to be laughed at, they’re just a part of the human body.” This song perfectly demonstrates how we are all born equal in this country. We all have buttholes and they are nothing to be laughed at. I stand for equality and for everyone’s right to life. Sign this petition if you believe that as well.

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