The Chrissy Crown

The Chrissy Crown
Why this petition matters
As a recently discovered showman, I, Chrissy ( as many of you may know me as), am dissatisfied that ONLY SENIORS can run for HOMECOMING KING. I am the type of person that loves to win, in my words, " All the Fabulous Prizes" As someone who is against such a discriminatory act, I demand that all people within my high school (CHS) be enabled to run for HOMECOMING KING. My story begins with a morbidly obese boy struggling with sedentary depression, who gained inspiration to lose weight from the LGBTQ community and an encounter with the famous Tammy Slaton from "Thousand Pound Sisters." Determined to lose weight, I pushed myself to the max and gained discipline through silly dancing and other crazy adventures all around the country, and finally lost 100 pounds. Although I fully support the fat community and its legacy through the likes of great musicians like Lizzo, Fats Domino, and Nickakado Avacado, I believe in my health strategies. This inspiration led me to believe that I could do anything, and so I decided to start my own defense company selling small quantity supplies to the Military Bases. For someone of this level of maturity, I don't understand why school bureaucracy should oppress my chances of seeking recognition; they hold me back. We must fight together to enable certain underrepresented peoples to have the opportunity I so generously want to uphold. We must fight and get 2500 signatures before October 10. Please Join me for the Chrissy Crown Campain in my fight as a sophomore to run for HOMECOMING KING!