Make Jeff Gordonary the official 13th month of the Gregorian calendar

Make Jeff Gordonary the official 13th month of the Gregorian calendar

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Jack Gillett-Faulkner started this petition to The CEO of Calendars and

There is no doubt that there are many important issues around the world that need to be solved. From racial equality to a global pandemic, we must all do our bit to edge closer to eradicating such problems. However, there is another burning issue that is in desperate need of solving right now.

At the 2013 NASCAR awards banquet, comedian Jay Mohr went through a monologue in which he was brown nosing 4-time NASCAR Cup Series champion Jeff Gordon, kind of like what everyone’s doing with 7-time champion Jimmie Johnson today. Mohr even suggested the addition of a 13th month to the year, to be titled “Jeff Gordonary”. Everyone, even Gordon himself, laughed it off (except Danica Patrick because she has no sense of humour). It was swept under the rug because, well, he’s a comedian. But I believe that Mohr was serious. Gordon‘s incredible achievements during his 20+ year career has seen him transcend NASCAR and motorsport in general. From the mid 90s to the early 2000s, he was a household name in America, a pop culture icon. Even the people who will die on the “nAsCaR iS a bUnCh oF rEdNeCkS dRiViNg iN cIrClEs fOr 3 hOuRs” hill will more than likely think of Gordon as soon as they hear the term “NASCAR”. And even after he won his last title, his legacy only continued to grow up until his retirement from full-time driving in 2015. 
So I plead with whoever may be in charge of the Gregorian calendar these days to at least consider the inclusion of Jeff Gordonary as a 13th month. For simplicity’s sake, it would be following December and prior to January, and would consist of 24 days as a homage to the number he used for his entire career (aside from a handful of races in 2016 when he subbed for the injured Dael Earnhardt Jr.) Should this petition be a success, it would be bigger than any reddit moment to have ever occurred.

Thank you for reading, and stay hydrated!

Jack Gillett-Faulkner                                    12th grade student on the brink of collapse

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