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Legalize Masturbation in Porn Theaters

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Okay you fuckers. We didn't say anything when you rail-roaded Pee Wee, but you got Fred Willard and that fucking tears it. Make jacking off in porn theaters legal, because everyone is doing it in there anyway. What do you idiots think porn theaters are for?
If this law is not changed, all the people who have signed this petition are going to go outside at the same time, drop trou, and masturbate in public until we are all killed by the police (we will not be taken alive). You have one week.



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