Refer to Shaggy as “Jakey” during the month of January (JakeyJanuary)

Refer to Shaggy as “Jakey” during the month of January (JakeyJanuary)

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Problem
Even Shaggy is too cool a name for Jacob Hallam. He’s been getting regular haircuts and showering at least once a week recently. His success in life has no place here. Let’s take him back down a notch by making a pledge to only calling him “Jakey” from the first all the way to the last day of January. And when one of your homies asks you what month it is, you are to respond “ITS JAKEYJANUARY” and then high five and do a choreographed fortnite dance. Amen.

Solution
Call dat boy Jakey
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