Change the National Anthem to Golden Earring's 'Radar Love.'

Change the National Anthem to Golden Earring's 'Radar Love.'

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Lawrence Martin started this petition to The American People

The National Anthem is cool and all, but answer me this, America:

DOES IT SLAP?

The answer, unfortunately, is no. Now I know people like the National Anthem, but none of yall know all the words by heart. It's got extra verses most of yall haven't even heard of.

How many people know all the words to Radar Love? Probably billions. 

How many spicy drum licks does the Star Spangled Banner have? 0

Radar Love's spicy drum licks? Nearly infinite.

Does the Star Spangled Banner have a whole ass jazz brass section? Nah fam. 

The Star Spangled Banner is about a battle, which is cool and all, but Radar Love is about a guy ripping up the asphalt to get to his love in time becuase he can, like, feel her through the Force. I like to think he's in a 1967 Ford Mustang with bitchin' flames on it, tearing ass, going like 90 over the speed limit. 

That's sick. 

And sure, the song was written by foreigners, but I mean we be stealing from other people since like the 1500's. So whatever, the point is Radar Love is a bop.

 

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