Arm Squirrels with Firearms to Fight the Pigeon Menace at Texas Tech

Arm Squirrels with Firearms to Fight the Pigeon Menace at Texas Tech

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Jonathan Bradley started this petition to Texas Tech University and

Pigeons poop everywhere, steal food, and are overall just annoying. I have seen a pigeon poop on a squirrel, and believe that the squirrels would be more than willing to help us destroy the pigeons once and for all. To do this, I would like to arm the squirrels with firearms that they can use to attack pigeons before they have the chance to attack us. By doing this, we can push society into a future that is cleaner, safer, and less pigeon-plagued.

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