Extra Dirty Coal
Dec 7, 2011 — Big Bend Sentinel publishes political cartoon blasting Texas Parks and Wildlife. Elf: "Here's someone in South Presidio County asking for a semi-automatic burro blaster with megaclip for Christmas. Do we have those?" Santa: "Doggone Parks and Wildlife Dingbats. Remind me to pack some extra dirty coal for their stockings this year. Again."