Tesla’s should name it’s next compact car the “Q” for the following seven reasons:

“Q” was the Quartermaster in charge of all research and development for the British Secret Service in the James Bond 007 spy movies.

”Q” because all Teslas are Quiet - silent, stealthy, sexy machines. 

“Q” means “ass” in French (not sure if this is true) but Elon likes a dirty joke every once-in-a-while.

“Q” as in Question - What can you do to help make life a little better on Earth?

”Q” for Quest.  Tesla is on a mission to accelerate the world’s transition to a sustainable future.  This vehicle will become the most popular car ever sold and because it’s 100% electric, will help humankind advance towards this goal. 

“Q” is a reminder of our glorious triumph over all the TSLAQ retards around the world.  From professional equity analysts at big name Wall Street firms to regular Twitter idiots, these are the guys and gals that still believe in spreading propaganda that Tesla is a mere week or two away from utter failure and bankruptcy.

“Q” because the car will be Quick. Teslas are known for how fast they come off the line and this car will be no different.

Bonus - for fun, throw in some random numbers after the “Q” like:

Q42 (the answer to the great question about life, the universe and everything). 

Q69 because Elon keeps it real. 

Q420 because Elon doesn’t smoke.