Bring back the beefy frito burrito

Bring back the beefy frito burrito

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Jeremy Jakob started this petition to Taco Bell

The beefy frito burrito needs to be brought back to taco bell. This is an outrage. It used to be on the menu for only $1-$1.29. Now the greatest thing human beings have ever created is gone. When I go to taco bell, I need something to eat with my frozen baja blast. Taco bell just isn’t the same without it, popeyes is now clearly the superior place to purchase food because of their spicy chicken sandwich. Every time that i am forced to choose popeyes over taco bell because taco bell has gotten rid of the beefy frito burrito, i cry for two hours straight. Chipotle is too expensive and i eat it too fast for it to be worth my money. The creation of the beefy frito burrito had scientists baffled. Nothing has ever come close to the greatness achieved by the beefy frito burrito. Even the name “beefy frito burrito” is an alliteration because of how smart the scientists who created it were. The texture of the beefy frito burrito was soft on the outside and crunchy on the inside, something that scientists such as albert einstein, isaac newton, charles darwin, and thomas edison all concluded was impossible in their many science experiments trying to perfect fast food. Even Aristotle himself said “Although something crunchy on the outside may be soft on the inside, if something is soft on the outside it must be soft on the inside.” But then Taco Bell made the beefy frito burrito and proved the greatest minds in history wrong. The beefy frito burrito needs to be brought back.

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