Look, we're all just DONE with these old inbred fools.  That's actually statistically true.  So if we're going to have some weird big-eared 70-year-old dude running the show let's at least get a guy who likes to party, looks killer in a crop top and hooked his poodle up with a sweet job running the Air Force.  And doesn't have a really nasty brother.  I'm talking about the current King of Thailand, Rama X (also a cool name, wouldn't you say?).  Is he a complete nut job?  Yeah, sure, but at least he's cooler than old Chucky.