It has been a tough life since Socrates for philosophy community. Socrates didn’t die for some moral idealism; that’s a cover up. It was out of sheer frustration because of not getting a chick to get laid. Kant had to remain at home mostly, so that people don’t see him crying because of not getting someone to fuck, and the unavailability of porn was soul-crushing too. Now, the time has come that Philosophy community must be treated with at least with some dates and fucks, if not respect and regards. So, we, on the behalf of the Philosophy community in India, plead to PM Narendra Modi, who himself is a loner chad for other reasons but share the same pain anyways, that a Relationship Scheme must be introduced to ensure that not a single Philosophist, Philosopher, Philosophy student, Philosophy memeist, and Philosophy page follower dies a virgin because of not getting someone to suck, and fuck, and lick, and cuck.