Mr Malpass as Cromer Year 11 Year Advisor

Mr Malpass as Cromer Year 11 Year Advisor
After the devastation of the loss of our current Year Advisor (moving schools - hasn't died), the population of Cromer's Year 11's have been struggling to survive. We, as a collective, need help, need advice and need someone to become our next Year Advisor.
Much consideration has gone into selecting an individual fit for such an esteemed position. We want someone who is caring, someone who is committed but most importantly someone who will make going into school each day an enjoyable experience - something you can look forward to.
With this criteria in mind, I have proposed to place our most fascinating Physics teacher, Mr Malpass, in this role. Not only does he fit this very intricate criteria, but also is one of the most caring teachers at our school - one who has personally committed his time to ensuring his Physics class both enjoy school and learn in an efficient and interesting manner. He is not without his faults; sometimes I see students becoming distracted by his great fashion sense (although he does only wear one outfit), peculiar sense of humour and interesting views on the nature of life and the limitless possibilities of our goals for society. He is an incredible individual with incredible talent as a teacher and organiser (helping run and organise the Cromer STEM Club) and will bring these skills and qualities to his new position as our Year Advisor.
What can't you like? With your help and support, we can ensure Cromer Campus's Year 11 students have both a successful and semi-enjoyable HSC experience.