Make Starbucks a Unit of Time

Make Starbucks a Unit of Time

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Arman Fathi started this petition to Students and

Imagine this, you're running late. But you still need coffee. Now, instead of embarrassingly showing up late with the wrong coffee order because you said you'd be there in 15 minutes, you can say you'll be there in 3 Starbucks, and one Karen, which means 3 normal orders, and one of that person who orders something off menu with 3 changes and 2 substitutions. If done right, you'll be right on time, all the time. Now if only we could get the coffee order right...

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