PSMTs- the scourge of our schooling system, for too long now have we the student body suffered in silence while those in charge sentence us to the closest form of torture legal in this country - PSMT assignments! From day one we have been taught not to bully, we are taught it is under no circumstances an acceptable way to treat people, we are taught to stand up against bullies. The hypocrisy of the Department of Education is more than ever visible in the curriculum, these so-called 'experts' are unable to practice what they preach, and expect us to decipher their cryptic and superfluous language, this is only step 1 of the dreaded PSMT, following this first stage of the thousand-piece puzzle they call the PSMT assignment, students are faced with a gauntlet of misinformation and cluelessness.

The subconscious self-doubt of those in charge of the fabrication of PSMT assignments results in delusions of adequacy and the turgid vocabulary apparent in their work. The Director-General of Education Queensland Craig Allen would have you completing these menial and mind-numbing assignments for the rest of your life, as is his wont, alas we must rise up against the little boy Craig and say "no, you rat baby of an assignment" to PSMTs.