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In the 21st century, although we face many problems, from the imminent threat of nuclear warfare to caterpillars living in the trees, one problem is constantly in the forefront of our minds.

I speak, of course, about Johnny and Harry being roommates.

It has recently been announced by an unnamed entity, referred to here by the codename "Stanford University" that Johnny and Harry, in the upcoming year, will NOT be rooming together.

Clearly, this is unacceptable. As such, this petition has been created to bring attention to issue, and force Stanford to rectify this egregious error.

Remember, if you don't sign this petition, Berkeley wins.

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