Add Boomeranger to the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU)

Add Boomeranger to the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU)

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Scorpion King started this petition to Stan Lee's Ghost

Firstly, look at this catch phrase:

It's 'Rangin time!

Say it out loud. Say it right now. If you want to support this petition you have to speak these words of power. You can't click sign button unless you do. I will know. 

This is the copyrighted catchphrase of the incredibly popular superhero, that I (scorpion king) have created: Boomeranger. Allow me to explain what makes Boomeranger at least as cool as Dr. Strange, and much cooler than the girl characters like Black Widow, etc. 

First of all, Boomeranger uses a boomerang, which is the coolest weapon and a type of monkey in BTD5 (Bloons Tower Defense). The boomerang is the coolest weapon because no matter what, it always come back to you (this isn't true in real life - I know because I have a boomerang and have thrown it before - but Boomeranger has a special boomerang that we will get to in a second ;)). 

Second of all, his boomerang is a special boomerang like Thor's hammer so only Boomeranger can use it. But, instead of being created by a dumb Norse god (nobody has even heard of those before the Thor movies anyway), Boomeranger's boomerang was created by Jesus Christ himself, the real God that actually exists. 

Third of all, since Boomeranger's boomerang was made by God (the real christian one) he will be the first Christian member of the MCU (except for Starlord I think?) which is really cool because a lot of people think MCU isn't godly enough (e.g. my youth pastor eric).

Fourth of all, Boomeranger has the power of Christ which makes him stronger than everyone else in the MCU. He could kill Thanos in one hit from his boomerang, and I think in the first movie he should go back in time and do that to Thanos before he does the snap. Then in the second half of the movie he can travel back and kill Hitler and then Judas. Then if there's time he can kill Barney and Elmo too because I hate them and they are for babies.

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