Wider Straws at Sonic

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Sonic is a colossal part of American culture. Their tater tots, unrivaled. Their burgers, unrivaled. Their slushes, unrivaled. But their straws, now what the hell is that crap. 

My favorite thing at sonic is a raspberry slushee with nerds. I cannot enjoy my treat because nerds get stuck in the straw with every sip like a whale getting stuck in an enclosed water slide. I'm done. 

Please sign this petition to encourage sonic to get wider straws so American culture does not get stuck in the realm of corporate cheapness. 



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