To replace LOL with GATO... aka "giggled at that one"

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Caleb Wilson started this petition to Society

I, in a heightened sense, realized that its 2019 and we should move on from "LOL." These are times of change, and I think our top priority is improving the way we represent emotion. So, basically, we need to start with the acronyms that have aided us in the portrayal of laughter. My proposal is this: replace "LOL" with "GATO."

What does "GATO" mean? Why it simply stands for "giggled at that one." Though longer than the simple "LOL," the benefits outwiegh the costs. For example, "LOL" is shorter, but in increasing the distance our fingers must type, we can improve the texting strength, speed, and accuracy of today's individuals' thumbs. Once we achieve elevated levels of typing skills, we can, as a species, overcome many things.

Another example of the benefit of making the change, is that it is a vital step in solving many of the world's problems. Take world peace for example. "GATO" is more positive and happy, so if people just reply to their problems with "GATO," it will be recieved with such happiness and joy, that people will forget about their problems and bam. No problems. World peace. I saved the world. 

Thanks for you signing in advance. I know that this is a big change, but for the world, it must be made. 

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