Sir Paul McCartney & Lady Gaga need to conceive a musical genius!

Sir Paul McCartney & Lady Gaga need to conceive a musical genius!
Why this petition matters

We are kicking off 2020 in a musical void. We need to prepare for the future. Do you want your grandchildren listening to mumble rap? Presently, it is clear, that the most prolific male musical artist is Sir Paul McCartney. Similarly, it is arguable that Lady Gaga is the most talented living musical artist. In order to secure musical art for our future, and the future of our children, and generations to come, we need McCartney and Gaga to conceive at least one child! There is no question that the child of McCartney and Gaga would be more prolific than Mozart! Who doesn't want to secure the next Mozart? As the nation descends into a mirror image of the movie "Idiocracy", we need to at least shore up our musical talent, with a McCartney & Gaga child. If this doesn't happen I weep for our future. Do you want your kids to look up at Lil' Pump, & Da Baby as musical geniuses?
This isn't asking much. I don't need to see them get married. All I'm asking is that they have a baby. In 2020 it's not that big of a deal.
I think we may need the help of Howard Stern to make this happen. He is the King of All Media, and has had both in studio. Plus, he is an extremely persuasive person. If anyone can broker this McCartney & Gaga baby, it's Howard!
Come on people, let's make this happen!