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Stop Wearing and Promoting Ugly Footwear

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Simcha Fisher, unsatisfied with her shameless promotion of slacks and other unflattering attire for women, has branched out in the area of footwear by promoting and showcasing her collection of truly horrible discount shoes

It's like she hates beautiful things. You know who likes beautiful things?

Baby Jesus, that's who!

I bet she wears ugly shoes to mass... with her pants. 

Truly her efforts are to undermine femininity. 

Therefore, I implore all you lovers of beauty, shoes, fashion, and Baby Jesus to sign my petition asking Simcha Fisher to never post about fashion ever again.  

 



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