Signal is sad. Signal doesn't like being sad.

Join the Signal Needs A Top Hat Cult to show your support. If Signal had a top hat, Signal would be happy. Don't you want to make more joy in the world and be in the good graces of our sock wearing overlord?

All members will get a muffin, to bad our muffin budget is already overbudget. Muffins will be given out if able.

God Of Ducks is an enemy of the cult, but by signing this you might bring honor back to your name.