make @shrekno1fan change her display name back

make @shrekno1fan change her display name back

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Kathy, proprietress of the "Twitter" "handle" hereinafter referred to as "@shrekno1fan," is insulting the sensibilities of the entire membership of the website "Twitter" by changing her "Display Name" to read "Sperm King [crown emoji that won't render]". We, the undersigned, greatly preferred it when it read instead "Shrek Fan," as this is a much less offensive and much more easily explicable "Display Name" that won't cause passersby to suspect we are friends with a p*rn bot. We harken back nostalgically to the salad days of simple Shrek fandom, a holdover from the simple joys of 2015, before the encroachment of the quite nasty implications of the currently employed "Display Name" (s*x [barfing emoji that won't render]). We beg Kathy, though we know it is likely to do no good, to listen to her very many adoring fans and restore sanity to our times so we might return to "brunch" (a neologism that is a portmanteau of the meals "breakfast" and "lunch"). Please sign - the fate of democracy rests on your shoulders.
 

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