Petition Closed

Tim looks ridiculously silly and old with his gray "Van Dyke" beard and mustache. He looks like a geriatric Yankees fan. Please sign this petition urging him to SHAVE TODAY! Help bring back the youthful-looking, Red Sox-loving, handsome Timothy  we all used to know and love! Thanks.

Letter to
Timothy William Stalling
I just signed the following petition addressed to: Timothy William Stalling.

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Dear Timothy William Stalling,

You look ridiculously silly and old with your gray "Van Dyke" beard and mustache. You look like a geriatric Yankees fan. Please do us all a favor and SHAVE TODAY! Bring back the youthful-looking, Red Sox-loving, handsome little Timothy we all used to know and love!

Thanks.
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Sincerely,