End Pickle Neglect

End Pickle Neglect

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Shannon McDaniel started this petition to Shannon McDaniel

Have you ever thought about what interesting vegetable pickles are? THey are quite magnificent specimens.With their beautiful puke green color and rough bumpiness that makes you just want to scream with joy...Sigh, I will never quite be able to comprehend the passion i feel for pickles. I personally think that if you don't have exactly 29.3 pickles a day , no more, no less, then you might as well eat nothing because you haven't given your body the gift of consuming exactly 29.3 pickles. You might think, "Oh I will give myself an even greater gift and have over exactly 29.3 pickles a day!"DO NOT EAT OVER EXACTLY 29.3 PICKLES A DAY. YOU WILL BE DISRESPECTING PICKLES AND ALL OF THEIR PUKE GREEN GLORY. I'm sorry if i may seem to be overreacting just a smidge, but i cannot stress enough the need for everyone to have exactly 29.3 pickles a day. I have decided to start a petition to end all pickle neglect once and for all. Post on your schoology account "STOP PICKLE NEGLECT!" to join the cause. Thank you for your time, I have stated my case.
With sincere love for pickles and pickles only,
Shannon McDaniel

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