I want to make it legal to be able to have a pet dwarf!

I want to make it legal to be able to have a pet dwarf!

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For years now I have wanted a pet dwarf because they are just so cute and cool. like from Austin Powers how that evil dude had a mini-me, I want a mini-me too. Logan Paul is also another owner of a pet dwarf or two, I can't remember, but what I am trying to say is that we should be about to have them because they are awesome and can do cool things.

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