Karl Stefanovic for Prime Minister

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We demand that Karl be immediately elevated to dear leader, and that he be regularly toasted by cyclists in pubs around the nation at 5pm on Fridays, which shall be renamed Karlday in his honour.

We also insist that Australia follows his lead, accept that cyclists are here to stay, and that our once proud nation grows up and starts shaving.