Bring Back Cuddly Ryan

Bring Back Cuddly Ryan

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elyse nicole started this petition to Ryan Thomas Shaw and the people

we affirm the resolved, the benefits of cuddly ryan outweigh the harms. we provide the following framework: whoever provides the best quality of life for those that associate with ryan wins. our first and sole contention is world peace. doerr 19 tells us that as cuddly ryan progresses, the amount of violence decreases. with a decrease in violence, there is an ultimate increase in peace. luedke 18 states that when ryan is not provoking violence, he is promoting sweetness amongst his peers. this means that when we have a sweet cuddly ryan, there won’t be any harm or violence. the impact is happiness. according to mckenzie 19, when cuddly ryan is present there is an increase in smiles and peaceful attitude throughout ryan’s associates. Eltz  19 continues by saying that every single person on the sequoyah speech and debate team has an increase of their overall quality of life by 200% when Cuddly Ryan is out. This isn’t in the speech and debate team alone so we will see a translation into the normal community as well. with cuddly ryan, we wouldn’t see affects that violent ryan brings out. Bengston 19 explains how she debated ryan. she continues by saying he was rude and insightful. with cuddly ryan present, we will cease to see these actions take place. our second contention is Ok. SHS 19 explains that ryan shaw continuously uses the term Ok. with the use of this word, ryan seems to provide a sarcastic tone. Robbins and Brown 19 tell us that with out the use of the word Ok, ryan presumes to be reliable and understanding. using Ok makeshifts a tone of sarcasm and unreliability. our impact is lessening the amount of annoyance. mclain 19 explains that using the term Ok is extremely annoying. statistics from Harvard University say that there’s an increase in friendship as there is a decrease in the word Ok. without the use of Ok, ryan will be seen as not annoying because of his cuddly presence.  

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