Give Greg AIDS

Give Greg AIDS

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Carli Kendall started this petition to Rod Crawford and

Today, i was on a bush walk and came across a pregnant spider.

I starting talking with this lovely spider and discovered something horrible.

The spiders name was Muriel and she was telling me about how she got pregnant.

Muriel was always the outcast, never cool enough, never pretty enough. And this one night she got invited to a party and because she wanted to be included she went. That night her drinks were spiked and she was raped but an older spider named Greg.

When her family found out she was pregnant, they assumed it had happened because Muriel had been a thot. And even though she tried no one believed that she had been raped, as Greg was a beautiful cool boy that everyone was in love with. And so Muriel was disowned by her family and is now living on the streets trying to fend for her and her unborn babies.

I offered Muriel a place to stay but she was very humble and declined my offer as she thought it would make other humans uncomfortable.

So I have another way that we can help Muriel.

Find Greg

Rape him

and get him preggas

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