Implore Rockstar Games to allow players to set Donkeys and Mules as their primary mount

Implore Rockstar Games to allow players to set Donkeys and Mules as their primary mount

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Zach C started this petition to Rockstar Games

I don't want to bother you good Boahs, but I've been a longtime Red Dead fan since the hayday of the first game. I love the community, as well as both games but I have a singular issue.

 


I need to be able to bond with, and set donkeys and mules as my main mount at stables.

 


 The feature was present in the first game's single player, as well as being infamously the first and only mount you had during the early hours of the multiplayer mode.

 


I yearn for the days of *AssFest1911*

 


Their stamina is unparalleled, their appearance is adorable, their war cries are ear-peircing, and their work ethic is stellar. It is heresy that I can only hitch it at camp, only for it to dissapear within the hour.

 


As fun as I am having writing this, I assure you this is not an overaction or a bad meme. I have searched the past posts on the subreddit and I know that I am not the only one who has this passion.

 


Please sign my petition in order to convince rockstar that there are dozens of us. I am even willing to offer a reward for anyone who manages to relay my desires to the higher ups. *Five dollars* as well as a custom commissioned drawing of a donkey.

 


All of this is not something I've written in jest, it is my upmost desire to see this small yet imperative issue rectified.

 


Friends, I beg you. *Neigh* I implores you sign this and spread the word. Nothing means more to me than this game, and I will only be able to rest easy at night and accept the numerous 10/10 reviews if I can have a donkey of my very own.

 


I would even be okay with a lack of customization options, so long as I am able to have one of my own. Besides, every donkey is made in God's image and is already unique to me.

 


Even if all of this is In vain, I would not be able to live with myself if I did not make an attempt to spread the word and unite the community in this cause.

 


I accept any dismissive giggles or Internet hate, but what I cannot accept is a world where the burro is looked down upon as a second class mount. I know I am not the only one. Please help me...

 


Thank you,

A concerned ass man

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