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i am a survivor. Not just any survivor but a RS survivor, also known as Rocket Shit Survivor and this is my story. One casual Thursday night at around 12:30 my stomach grumble vigorously. I came to a sudden realization that I was hungry… very hungry. I exited my room and walked down stairs and went on a frantic search for food. I entered my pantry with my eyes fulfilled with joy, I saw  raisin bran cereal standing right before my eyes. I threw myself on top of the shelf and grabbed the box. Right then and there I was a slut for raisin bran cereal it turned me on faster than the speed of light. Just the sight of it made my lips wet. I went into the cabinets and dishwasher and grabbed the biggest bowl I could find and a spoon. I proceeded to make the biggest bowl of raisin bran cereal known to man kind. Then I went up stairs and into my room and started devouring it. The first bite made me squirt… after that I was so wet and couldn’t stop there. Bite after bite after bite until there was not even a crumb left. 10 minutes later I decided to go take a late night shower and get ready for bed. In the middle of brushing my teeth I felt it.. I couldn’t believe it… I didn’t want to believe it. I ignored the feeling.. that shitty feeling and continued to brush my teeth and wash my face. Just as I got done washing my face I couldn’t take it. I tried to ignore it, I tried so hard yet it wasn’t working anymore. I knew what had to be done. I quickly bolted from my sink to the toilet, I pulled my pants down and bounced on the toilet, the only problem is that no matter how hard I pushed it didn’t come out. I started panicking thinking “oh shit, someone help me” ig the shit lord heard me and unplugged my ass hole. Everything came flying and rushing out beneath me. I felt my soul leave my body 19 times. That shit had my toes curling, body sweating, hand gripping the counter and toilet paper. Just as I flushed the toilet and thought I was done the shit lord threw me right back onto the toilet. I’ve never watched anime but I can say this is def a top 10 anime betrayal. I thought I was going to die right then and there. My ass exploding of shit, I thought I was about to take off to discover another galaxy. Once I was finally done and in tears I felt the best relief known to man kind. I’d never wish this pain and torture on ANYONE, amen.

casuses : raisin bran cereal 

affects: nausea, explosive diarrhea, extreme sweat, sore asshole, extreme stomach pain, etc