For decades, the meme everyone knows has been the famous “Rick Roll.” We all know it. You send your friend a disguised link, a QR code to a group chat, put a sticker in the bathroom, and the unlucky recipient hears the most overplayed songs ever written. How do we put a stop to this? It’s simple. A replacement.

It’s out with the old and in with the new! Gen Z, remember the jingle from your childhood that was an absolute BANGER? Let me remind you. “F.R.E.E. that spells free~creditreport.com baby!” Plus, it’s performed by a band named Car Crash Bird Funeral, which only improves the argument for the song.

If you think Rick Roll should be forever replaced by the freecreditreport.com jingle, then sign this petition to support our cause. Times have changed, society has changed, and our favorite memes should reflect that.