Change the National Anthem to Mambo #5

Change the National Anthem to Mambo #5

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Athena Sarpy started this petition to Senator Richard J. Durbin
Problem
We spent our whole lives being forced to listen to a National Anthem that doesn't even slap. We're all young, flirty and touching each other so why not make the National Anthem a song that encompasses all of that in one song?

Solution
We go to the streets, riot, burn it to the ground if we don't get what we want! And what do we want? A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA! We're gonna jump up and down and all around all over theses tyrants who don't even have good taste in music! I expect an official statement by the end of the week, agreeing to our terms!

Personal story
I feel deeply about this cause for absolutely no reason. I woke up one day and was just like "ya know? fuck it. If no one else see's this glaring problem in our society then i'll do it my god damn self."
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